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ANDREW CROCKETT SPEAKS!

ANDREW CROCKETT SPEAKS!
In a rare and candid divergence from his cave of gentlemenly modesty, Andrew Crockett (AC, the author of Switchfoot and now Switchfoot 2) emerges fleetingly from the hinterland of Byron, the kingdom of AC, joyous farm of ideas, to hand out the dirt on hulls, surf beat, Keven Brennan and other vital aspects of life on this side of the street, the road less trodden, pleasure fields for all insect followers to feast their friggin' minds upon. The ceremony is about to begin (see interview with author of Switchfoot 1 and fresh off the mill Switchfoot 2 out soon through the softer exponents of soup sleds and other artifacts across Australia).This is surely the greatest account of the finer edges of truth regarding the history of Australian surfing, framed finely in art and music.

THE AC INTERVIEW

I caught up with Andrew Crockett in a north coast kiosk. He was wearing brown. Folding elegantly out of a 64 white Mercedes, i immediately felt a sense of the sensitive author's renowned sophistication, and of an intellect as broad as the cow punk hat on his fine head. A firm handshake confirmed his down to earth friendliness, and as he selected another Fad from the weird packet with the quant graphics of spooky little sproggs on swings and round-a-bouts, I posed the following ill-considered questions. I dunno AC, Keven Brennan is spelt Keven Brennan on the Hot Generation when those lame white titles descend clumsily on Bondi's wonderkid surfing, but with the new Switchfoot a bible containing 90 contributors,
over 1000 images and 368 pages, you are surely the boss hoss brother...

This is surely the greatest account of the finer edges of truth regarding the history of Australian surfing, framed finely in art and music.

The interview -

INSECT - Miki Dora?

AC - surfing in the 60's used to attract interesting characters, social outcasts and even full on rebels. Not any more,
these days surfing is attracting people who like having their photo taken and 'all that'

INSECT - Keven 'the head' Brennan?

AC - great surfer, small compact style, early tube riding freak, switch-stance cool, see him in 'hot generation film' by paul witzig....another surfer of that era lost to heroin......the cops got so heavy on weed back then that surfers turned
to other stuff. KEVIN, not keven. Kevin parkinson was another great surfer
of that era too.

INSECT - the greatest australian band of the 1960s?

AC - i know you would say 'the atlantics, tasman shudd or rose tattoo or something like
that....but really, the easybeats were as big as the beatles and they broke up
in 1969.

INSECT - the sound track to ac surfing?

AC - often i find myself whistling this instrumental version of 'get back to where you once belong....get back' i got this version by a 70's organ king called 'jimmy mcgriff' and it is way more infectious than the beatles version, i whistle that song in the surf a lot lately, its off an album called 'mean machine' (1976)......people dont really know the music i am into though, like who knows of jimmy mcgriff?

INSECT - the single most important board in the history of surfing?

AC - there isnt one........the boards that changed surfing the most, greenough's spoon in the early 1960's and his fin, i mean, as george says 'what would you think crockett if you were
nat young or bob mctavish and you walked over the hill at noosa and saw me riding the spoon in that swell in 'children of the sun' and you had this heavy 9'6 lump under your arm. what would you do?' Nat and Mct didnt go out at Nationals that day, no one did, they didnt have the equipment but
george did....it was small, compact and he was going vertical. check it out, it is a great film and some of the best footage of greenough i have seen. . . george then made a fin for Nat
and his board 'sam' and thats that.

Geoff mccoy's lasor zap put surfing on its arse where it has stayed to this day, well, that is how 'normal'
surfers surf, from the tail....but not you kento, you are a forward trimming machine.

INSECT - the biggest dudd?

AC - probably the most popular board is the biggest dud and the least popular board is the best.....

INSECT - the first Switchfoot heightens the joy for all who have it. What will the second, beautiful, big edition do for the Australian bushy haired surfer dope/sister who has it?

AC - it will heighten the joy, no doubt.
it is massively stacked with content,
it wont increase your awareness of competitive surfing
it will increase your awareness.

LANCELIN INSECTSURF FIASCO - WIDE OPEN ROAD ODYSSEY TO ANOTHER PLAIN

LANCELIN INSECTSURF FIASCO - WIDE OPEN ROAD ODYSSEY TO ANOTHER PLAIN
lancelin - playground to the poor and unknown. the ass hole of australia opens to a plain plain to the back, occassional ss ute, bus stop to nowhere, man with prairie psychosis at truck stop, carcasses of increasing decomposition, love

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psyche sunset - pic nathan philips

children of the sun

children of the mushroom - 67 hair style confusion, punk psyche fusion

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child of the mushroom - pic courtesy dane peterson

NOOSA 09

NOOSA 09
pics courtesy ben 'admiral' rowe - count 1

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NOW'S NO TIME TO HESITATE - SUMMERTIME DEAR KIDDIES AND ITS TIME TO TAKE A TRIP

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rogerthat - culdesac rock. lachlan leckie sporting mike dora insect head club tee. this is our most popular tee, available in selected outlets on the east coast of australia _________SOLACE - 23 GYMPIE TERRACE NOOSAVILLE QLD_________GLIDE CAFE/SEAN SCOTT PHOTOGRAPHY - SHOP 3 110 MARINE PARADE COOLANGATTA NSW_________HERITAGE SURF - 24 DARLEY RD MANLY NSW_________ FROM THE BACK OF THE INSECT HOLDEN SURF CITY CARPARKS and by email insectsurf@bigpond.com

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PICS BY NATHAN PHILIPS

PICS BY NATHAN PHILIPS
jock

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the messiah w insect garage series moontail

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THE STEMS @ MOJOS FREO

THE STEMS @ MOJOS FREO
mick blood of the lime spiders

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dude in feends tee shirt @ the stems

A TRIP AROUND THE EDGES OF AUSTRALIAN SURFING

A TRIP AROUND THE EDGES OF AUSTRALIAN SURFING

NOOSA 09

NOOSA 09
brother parrish

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myles @ 1st point

trash bones

matt @ 1st point

1st point

o-oh bongo

sara @ 1st point

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COOLANGATTA

COOLANGATTA
brother lache and k @ superbank

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WEST COAST

WEST COAST
lucergic @ cottesloe

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ROGERTHAT - suburban psychedelia from the side streets and kiosks of Coolangatta

ROGERTHAT - suburban psychedelia from the side streets and kiosks of Coolangatta

NOTHING CAN CHANGE THE SHAPE OF THINGS TO COME

NOTHING CAN CHANGE THE SHAPE OF THINGS TO COME
Summertime dear kiddies and its time to get a stick. Under production - 3 new designs will soon emerge from the insect trust. Count 1 the moonfish - boogie board shaped ted spencer spoon. Count 2 the loony moth - the insane brain baby of lingering 67 affections, a vee bottom that comes up with cartoony explorations of the curl, but not too much vee. Count 3 - a slight shift in consciousness will realise a fizzily joyous insect stick outline of authentic 66/67 aussie wide ass with shrunken pod, retaining the bathtail and nose scallop, thinned out space capsule for MORE midgett styling, over the top head toss festivities of fuzz. pic by ophir

SLEAZY SURF PULP COURTESY OF BABY JAMES COOPER

SLEAZY SURF PULP COURTESY OF BABY JAMES COOPER

THE HEAD OF INSECT

THE HEAD OF INSECT
keven brennan - insect patron saint

Followers

Monday, November 9, 2009

LANCELIN INSECTSURF FIASCO - WIDE OPEN ROAD ODYSSEY TO ANOTHER PLAIN


Lancelin - playground to the poor and unknown. the ass hole of australia opens to a plain plain to the back, occassional ss ute, bus stop to nowhere, man with prairie psychosis at truck stop, carcasses of increasing decomposition, love

Thursday, November 5, 2009

AUTHOR OF SWITCHFOOT AND SWITCHFOOT 2 SPEAKS! - INSECTSURF


In a rare and candid divergence from his cave of gentlemenly modesty, Andrew Crockett (AC, the author of Switchfoot and now Switchfoot 2) emerges fleetingly from the hinterland of Byron, the kingdom of AC, joyous farm of ideas, to hand out the dirt on hulls, surf beat, Keven Brennan and other vital aspects of life on this side of the street, the road less trodden, pleasure fields for all insect followers to feast their friggin' minds upon. The ceremony is about to begin (see interview with author of Switchfoot and fresh off the mill Switchfoot 2 out soon through the softer exponents of soup sleds and other artifacts across Australia).This is surely the greatest account of the finer edges of truth regarding the history of Australian surfing, framed finely in art and music. Dont' miss it sisters and brothers - the insects that are not aliens surfing club, branching into journalism like a regional paper boy on his first run...

Monday, October 19, 2009

LANCELIN HELL CITY


The most isolated part of the most isolated city of the most isolated continent is suitably marginal in climate and culture - but for THE INSECTS THAT ARE NOT ALIENS SURFING CLUB, hoons and assorted escapees, it is sometimes home.

COCK JOCKS 4 2010


There comes a time, when we here a certain call...It starts as a dull murmur in the gusset, calling young men softly from about the age of 17. By the 20s a high pitched shriek is sent from the silky regional area. By 30 you can't resist. The cock jocks call now comes from the tough wearing nylon string thing, loud as yacht rock. A banshee-like song, Mermaids. White rabbits... Dane Peterson has succumb. It was only a matter of time. Who's next? God forbid - Parrish Watts? Surely too much to bare... - insectsurf

Friday, October 16, 2009

INSECTSURF IS DIGGIN' FROM THE GRAVES OF AUSTRIA - THE TRASH BONES


Viennas fuzziest garage ghouls from the other sidewalk -http://www.myspace.com/wildevelandthetrashbones

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

INSECTSURF GIG REVIEW - THE STEMS LAST HOMETOWN GIG @ MOJOS FREMANTLE


Surrounded by remnant bowl cuts and lees-than-original desert boots, some mods and a weird rock-a-billy searching for a home following the demise of the Aberdeen as a Sunday dance-off for weird rock-a-billys (the kind that wear blundstone boots and work in engineering firms); i finally confirmed the link between the edge suburbs as paving the way for our best garage bands (the Masters Apprentices from Elizabeth in Adelaide, the Easybeats from Villawood in Sydney) in the 60s as per present day. Dom Mariani, Velo Zupanovich, Roddy Radlj (fittingly Roddy Radar), crap - even Kent Turkich. 60s pop and psyche sensibilities were passed to these ethnic outposts like Paisley Shirts and Winkle Pickers from your cooler university brother. Just like the 60s. Stuff it. I reckon continuous with...An authentic link between the kind of suburban comtemplation and global perspective that grew the best bands in the 60s - Dom, Richard, Dave and Julian (the stems) are of that same genesis. Sitting on the pavement in front of a Deli eating Fruit Tingles as a kid in the 60s, 70s, or 80s gives rise to the same sugary rush and longing for more. More fuzz. More reverb. Its the blues baby and bound to voice the subjugated. The Stems gave a nod of the helmet to four decades of repeated urban longing; a gesture in favour of the otherside...the otherside...the other side. Dont slip on that banana peel
the insects that are not aliens surfing club

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

the insects that are not aliens surfing club - contribution from founding member lucergic


“i like keith Richards, i like keith moon”---james baker.